our friend noah
almost got mugged today
they were like “give us your money”
and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY
and it worked
WHAT THE FUCK????
me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back
WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER
I never thought a selfie can be used against me in these ways! Good thing I don’t post selfies.
IMO it has some good points, although it goes a little too far. So many people screw up cause of the whereabouts item, but mainly cause they are stupid. Don’t blame selfie for that.
this isn’t really about selfies and more about how stupidity can be used against you…
4 and 12 are spot on.
Dad, if you see this, please read.
oh my gods all of this is my mother. just my mother.
2 & 8. My Mum has three kids, her first born who does no wrong, her middle child and her first boy who is her ‘baby’ at 14 and lives on the excuse boys will be boys. Guess who I am.
Wayyyyy to true! My mom does Every. Single. One. Of. These. Ans my dad will ocansionally do some of these too.